"The Itty Bitty Tittied Princess"
83I wrote this little fairy tale last night for my friend Jordan, to help him sleep. He wanted a story about big tits. He got the rough draft. Here's the full.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. She was perfect in every way...except that she had extremely small boobs. In fact, one would say, she had no boobs at all. She was very distraught over this and would cry every night wishing she had bigger boobs. None of the guys paid her any attention...and she could hear people making fun of her all of the time, calling her the "Itty Bitty Tittied Princess."
One night while she was crying her eyes out in her room, her fairy Godmother came floating in through the window. "Don't cry, my dear, for I am here now."
"Who..who are you?" The princess cried.
"Why, I am your fairy Godmother of course. Here to stop your suffering. What is it that you want?"
"Well, you see...I want bigger boobs! I want guys to notice me, and people to stop making fun of me."
"Then your wish is my command." She waved her little magic wand and poof...the princess now had B cups.
"Oh my!" She cried out in joy. "I have boobs. I will go out and test them." So she left her room and went out to the courtyard where the people of the kingdom tend to mingle. Everyone soon noticed something different about her. A few came up to her and asked if she had gotten a new hair cut..."No! I have not." She answered angrily. Then she overheard some still making fun of her, saying, "She probably stuffed her bra with socks or something." and laughing at her. She ran back to her room more upset than before.
Her fairy godmother came back and asked, "Now what's wrong, my dear?"
"They said they were socks! or they didnt even notice. They must be bigger. I need bigger boobs for them to believe they are real."
"Your wish is my command." and with a wave of the fairy's wand, the princess' boobs grew 2 cup sizes bigger.
"Amazing, fairy! Thank you so much. I will go and test them now." Said the princess running off to the courtyard again, her boobs now protruding out of her dress.
Everyone stopped and stared at the princess. She was extremely happy with all the attention she was getting. All the guys came up to her and couldnt keep their eyes off of her, or should I say off of her chest...She heard a few girls bad mouth her, saying, "She must have gotten implants." But they were just jealous, she told herself, because her boobs were bigger than theirs. But then came in the queen of big boobs. Her boobs were huge, bigger than anyone in the lands. Bigger than the princess'. As soon as she came in, all eyes reverted to her. The princess soon became angry that she was no longer the center of attention and ran back to her room crying. "Godmother? Where are you fairy godmother? I need you."
"Here I am, my dear? What ails you now?"
"I need them to be bigger. Bigger than the queen's. I must have the biggest boobs in all the land."
"But aren't you happy with the ones you have now? They are quite nice if I do say so myself."
"I was, but hers are bigger. Mines must be the biggest anyone has ever seen. I want all eyes on me." She fussed.
The fairy getting fed up with the princess' behavior decided to teach her a lesson. She was now being greedy and ungrateful for the boobs she had blessed her with. So she decided to grant the girls wish. "Your wish is my command." She said with a grin. With a wave of her wand the princess' boobs grew and grew and grew and grew some more till they were so big....she toppled over and fell to the floor. She couldnt get up for the life of her. She couldnt stand or walk, they were so gigantic.
"No this is too big, fairy. Help me please!" The princess cried.
"I gave you what you wished for, my dear. The biggest set of boobs in all the land. They dont get any bigger than that."
"Please, they are too big for me. I cant get up. They are too heavy. No one will want to see this."
"I'm sorry, my dear. This is what you asked for. You could have stayed with the last size. It suited you well. But you kept wanting more. Didnt you know that the queen suffers from back pains every night from lugging those things around? She too got greedy..." The fairy started to head out the window to leave.
"Wait. Please dont leave me here. I don't want this. I don't want to be greedy. Please, just make them go back to normal. Please. I'll never ask for big boobs again. I just want my old boobs back. My no boobs is fine with me. Just please I can not live like this." The princess cried harder than she ever cried before.
The fairy took pity on her and said..."Your wish is my command, dear." And gave the princess her old itty bitty titties back.
"Thank you!" the princess was happier than ever. and the fairy left her to be.
The next day, everything was back to normal. No one paid any particular attention to her. And the jokes about her itty bitty titties were back, but she didnt care. She went straight up to those making fun of her and said, "I am proud of what I have, and I am not greedy or cruel like you!" She woke every day with a smile and went to bed happy at night and never asked for bigger boobs again.
The fairy so proud of her decided she deserved a gift for her new found love of self, and the next morning when the princess awoke, she noticed her boobs had grown a cup size or 2. "Thank you, my fairy godmother. You are the best."
The End.
© Copyright NMJ 2012
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Hi Nikki, The moral to this story should be, "be careful for what you sish for" or " be satisfied with what you were born with, there is always someone worse off than you". But personally, I believe yhay anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyway. Greg
Well... that was definitely a different story.
You are a storyteller after my own heart. Thats what I love about you, you are soo real in your poetry and your stories. You little fairy godmother, giving us your great poetry and then we get greedy and want more from you. I'm wiith gregas ,Naturals are the best.
Michael
Haha this was a great story. But I will have to ask the same question as Ghaelach. How did this person sleep after you told them the tale?
I hope he slept with good dreams and not nightmares. Greg
LOL!!
Ha ha ha what a gem;so very clever and funny and without a doubt has to be awarded an up up and away.
Here's to so many more to share.
Take care and enjoy your weekend.
Eddy.
This is funny, but it's a reminder to be careful for what we wish for. It is best to be happy with what we got. Heh. :)
Warner Bros must produce this. I can't wait. :)
this was a lot of fun and had me grining ear from ear throughout, thanks for sharing :)
that was a highly entertaining story, Nikki
Nikki - you wrote a true story in progress... http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/38kkk-bust-
Then she got them taken...
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/cant-live-w
But that time, the lesson was not learned... I like your ending better.
Car dude...yeah, thats just weird. As far as boobzilla is concerned, it really broke my heart that she said she couldn't even hug her daughter. I couldn't believe that someone would value and desire their own boobs more than their child's embrace and their own life. I really don't do 'mortified' but this was close.
Boobzilla! Great moniker. I am surprised Hub Pages didn't ban you for saying "titties." They can be pretty G rated.
Great story. I loved it!
Haha this is an awesome story. I have tons of little cousins who constantly complain about the way the look. I'll be sure to tell them this story :)














Ghaelach Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago
Hi Nikki.
How the hell did Jordan get to sleep after you told him that little story??
Enjoyed it and gave it an UP/F/A/B
LOL Ghaelach